Texas Adventures

We just returned from our trip to Texas. Here is what I learned during my first visit to the Lone Star State:

Texas is hot.

Six and a half weeks is not long enough for girls to forget their Daddy.

When there is nothing blocking the horizon the sky looks huge.

Children can be entertained in a bachelor pad no longer than overnight.

Weekends at fancy resorts are delightful when someone else is paying.

Playing in the water is the solution to heat.

The fact that 80’s fashions are coming back is frightening.

Sewing projects are always harder than they should be.

Once in a while you should have a donut for breakfast.

Running at noon in August in Texas is not a good idea.

Barbecues are one of the highlights of summer.

We like bats. Bats eat bugs.

I’ll never forget looking out the window of our rental car when I was just about to explode with frustration after an early flight, the single mother act through the airport, the rental car procedure, navigating an unfamiliar city, and taking two hot and tired girls to eat lunch at a restaurant. I looked up and there was Joshua, dressed in a suit, smiling and waving at us from across the street. The girls started screaming and bouncing up and down in their seats. It was a race away from the comfort of the air conditioning and into the comfort of Daddy’s arms.

We had quite a night at the bachelor pad. We ate peanut butter sandwiches (that was the extent of the menu) while sitting on the floor (no table or chairs) and looked at the blank white walls (not a single thing hung on any wall in the entire apartment). The girls slept in the closet on Josh’s sleeping bag, which he has been using as bedding all summer. Josh and I slept on the bed sharing one pillow and covered with a single sheet. We swam in the pool the next morning (I’m sure Kate and Jane were the first two children ever to swim in that pool) and then we all showered and dried off using the same towel. As a souvenir from our trip to Glacier, we had brought Josh a bottle of huckleberry syrup. He and Kate went out in the morning and bought some pancake mix. We used the tiny frying pan to make one pancake at a time and had a lovely picnic breakfast on the floor.

Just as the girls were realizing that there isn’t much to do in a bachelor pad, we packed up and headed down to Austin where BCG put us up at the Hyatt Lost Pines Resort for the weekend. We had a delightful time. It was great to be together in such a fun, relaxed environment. The girls went for a pony ride and decided they were real Texas cowgirls. We ate great food. I met several of Josh’s co-workers. We roasted marshmallows. We went for a shopping spree in the gift shop, compliments of BCG. We watched Robin Hood projected on a big screen outside on the green. We explored the hotel and had Bluebell ice cream cones. But the highlight by far was the lazy river swimming pool. We spent most of the day Saturday floating or swimming along the lazy river with an occasional break for trips down the water slide. The girls were glued to their Dad, especially Jane.

Each night the girls would go to Camp Hyatt and we would attend a dinner with all the BCG folks. The second night was an 80’s party. Josh introduced me to his Project Leader that night who was wearing a white dress shirt and boxers--slightly awkward, slightly amusing. Ah, the memories: slap bracelets, short basketball shorts, leg warmers, stone wash, florescent colors, hammer pants. I found it interesting that all the Partners from BCG wore light colored suits to the dinner while the young folk wore the fine fashions we remembered as kids. As uncomfortable as I feel dressing up for events like that, it ended up being a pretty fun evening.

Once BCG stopped footing the bill we left the resort and went to the LaPierre’s house in Austin. They greeted us with their famous baked beans and graciously welcomed the Woodford invasion of their home. The LaPierres are the kind of friends that, if unfortunately life demands, you can go for months or even years without seeing and then when you get back together you pick up where you left off and have a grand time. They treated us royally. The girls were in heaven playing with Sophie and Travis and I was in heaven playing with Lisa. We cooked, sewed, talked, shopped, and went swimming at least once a day. From the time Josh left us on Sunday to the time he came to pick us up the next Friday we were as happy as could be. In fact, we were so sad to go that we had to had to have a family bawl to get the girls (and myself) out the door without a meltdown.

For our grand finale weekend in Texas we went to Jon and Laura’s house. We pretty much had the perfect day on Saturday. We drove a few minutes down the road to a lake and Josh played with the Grace and our girls on a playground while I ran a 5K loop around the lake. It was beautiful. I have never seen so many varieties of dragonflies, a nice diversion to help you avoid thinking about the heat and the fact that you are running. When I finished we switched roles and I took the kids home while Josh and Jon, who had met us there after his bike ride with the boy scouts, ran the same loop. We found out that running at noon in Texas is not a great idea. In fact, we just about melted. To fix that we all went for a long swim in the neighborhood pool. Kate was so excited to show her dad all her new tricks: jumping off the side, playing alligator in the kiddie pool, dunking her head under the water, and even “swimming!” To top the day off we had a barbecue in Jon and Laura’s back yard and then after the kids were in bed we watched a movie. When you only have one full day together you simply have to make the most of it, which we most definitely did.

After going to church and lounging around most of Sunday we headed back to Dallas and the bachelor pad. The next day Josh went back to work. We had pancakes for breakfast, peanut butter for lunch, shared towels again, and then packed up and headed back to Utah.

The take home lesson from the trip: Texas isn’t so bad as long as you have friends, family, and swimming pools near at hand. ☺